Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
if you ever feel ignored and unimportant just be glad you aren’t luke hemsworth
case closed bring in the dancing lobsters
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
Layers and layers of communist propaganda
what did the bartender say after charles dickens ordered a martini?
olive or twist
why arent you guys reblogging this
best audio post EVER.
I played this to my brother & his reaction was the best.
omfg that’s of mice & men
If she didn’t use jumpstart, shes to young for you bro.
THE CLUEFINDERS THO
omg i love jumpstartttttttttttt i miss it sooo much
the only language I speak
I HAVE FOUND EVERY COLOR CRAYOLA HAS MADE INTO CRAYONS AND RENAMED THEM BASED ON SOME POPULAR TUMBLR FANDOMS.
Some of the shades in between got named weird because I ran out of ideas. I worked on this for a week, guys.
Based on this post.
Oh my god, this is legitimately one of the best things I’ve ever seen here on tumblr.
And the fact that I fucking got all of these references.