toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

rashidajones:

colinfirth:

missprior:

if you ever feel ignored and unimportant just be glad you aren’t luke hemsworth 

who

case closed bring in the dancing lobsters

hotweiners:

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing

Layers and layers of communist propaganda

remulusromus:

remulusromus:

remulusromus:

what did the bartender say after charles dickens ordered a martini?

olive or twist

why arent you guys reblogging this

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

memphismayhorizon:

lady-whovian:

taaylorparis:

spideriv-forever:

best audio post EVER.

I played this to my brother & his reaction was the best.

omfg that’s of mice & men

OMFG DEAD

confuzzledcreations:

darlingim-drunk:

id-ratherbesleeping:

fattielovesfashion:

If she didn’t use jumpstart, shes to young for you bro.

oh

my

god

THE CLUEFINDERS THO

omg i love jumpstartttttttttttt i miss it sooo much

beerito:

the only language I speak

hahahaha-idk:

king-of-crows-and-dogs:

sonicscepter:

I HAVE FOUND EVERY COLOR CRAYOLA HAS MADE INTO CRAYONS AND RENAMED THEM BASED ON SOME POPULAR TUMBLR FANDOMS.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Some of the shades in between got named weird because I ran out of ideas. I worked on this for a week, guys.

Based on this post.

Oh my god, this is legitimately one of the best things I’ve ever seen here on tumblr.

And the fact that I fucking got all of these references. 

Perfection.

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