I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE
the worst spy ever tbqh
good to see we have our priorities in order
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
if you ever feel ignored and unimportant just be glad you aren’t luke hemsworth
case closed bring in the dancing lobsters
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
Layers and layers of communist propaganda
what did the bartender say after charles dickens ordered a martini?
olive or twist
why arent you guys reblogging this