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If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”



"no homo"


"no homo"

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Okay story time. I assumed the audio was gonna be Sharp Dressed Man and decided to download it from tumblr without listening to it

And my mom had some friends over so she took my phone to play music. She finds Sharp Dressed Man and says “OMG THIS IS MY JAM EVRYONE SHUTUP.” Everyone quiets down then this shit starts to play and everyone is looking at her and sHES JUST STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT AND IM IN THE OTHER ROOM JUST FUCKING DYING AND SHE JUST KINDA SITS BACK DOWN AND TURNS THE MUSIC OFF AND ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT FOR 5 MINUTES

Was that Tobuscus


Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man


my sister got in trouble for wearing shorts that were too short (even though they really aren’t) and the teacher sent her to the main office. 

instead, she went to the library, went online, and printed out a screencap of her cart on jc pennys and then went back and handed it to the teacher who was like “what is this” and my sister was like “if you want me to change my clothes then you’re paying for them.” and my mom had to come to the school


what the american school system teaches us